Twas the night before Eggnog Extravaganza

Twas the night before Eggnog Extravaganza, in Madison WI, not a creature was stirring, not even a Bdawg.  We were all nestled in bed as dreams of honey whisky, endless bowls of jello shots, warm delicious cups of eggnog with peppermint stir sticks, bottles of leftover sloe gin, and beer from a keg danced in our heads. 

When out from the hall, there arose such a clatter, just a dude who wanted to drive, who wasn't driving a Saturn.  Good friends who also wanted to drive, disconnected the wires, and wrote penis all over the windshield with peppermint whipped creme patties.

On Brinza, on Elstad, on Bdawg, on Felsing, on McManners!

The rest of the night was hazy and full of cat fancy magazines, a large amount of beer pong, and way too much CT.  The end of the night ended with some icing and water bottle dumping while most of us still dreamed in our inebriated states.

Did that really happen or was that just a dream?  I guess we better find out for ourselves at the next Eggnog Extravaganza next year!

To all a Merry Christmas and a VERY Happy New Year!